I Love You Mum…..

5 years old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too..
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16 years Old Boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money…
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25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Kaun Hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai
But the Best is
35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : beta pehle hi bola tha uss chudel se shadi mat kar na…
And the best one…45 yr old man : mom i love you…..
mom: beta mai koi bhi paper sign nahi karugi…

Shayari SMS Collection

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,
jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle…
 
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Aansuo ke girne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Dil ke tootne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko ehsaas dard ka,
to use dard dene ki Aadat nahi hoti..
 
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Hamara har lamha chura liya aapne,
aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya aapne.
Hamein zindagi to di kisi aur ne,
par pyaar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.
 
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Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,
apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka
warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
 
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Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.
Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
 
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Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,
apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka
warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.
 
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Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki patane mein,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
 
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Kadam kadam pe baharon ne saath chhoda,
zaroorat padne par yaaron ne saath chhoda,
vaada kiya sitaron ne saath dene ka,
subah hone par sitaron ne bhi saath chhoda.
 
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Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
 
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Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.
 
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
 
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Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

Mixed SMS Collection – 01

[EHSAS]-Aap ki duri ka
[YAQEEN]-Aap ki batoon ka
[KADAR]-Aap ke naam ki
[FAKAR]-Aap ke dosti ka
[INTEZAR]-Aap kas swt SMS ka

Apko suraj kahu par us me aag hai,
Apko chand kahu par us me daag hai,
Apko geet kahu par us me raag hai,
Apko bandar kahu par kambakth us me bhi dimaag hai.

Injury+Friend=Medicine
Lonely+friend=Company
Death+Friend=Life
Tears+Friend=Smile
A way+Friend=Goal

In Short
Something+Friend=Everything

Khushiyon se yeh dil bharte raha karo,
Jab b milo haste raha karo,
Door rahkar b tum paas lagoge,
Bas har roz ek apne jaisa pyara msg kiya karo.

Friendship is not just a word.
Not merely a relationship.
It is a silent promise which says
“I will be with U”
Whenever
Wherever
Whatever
Forever

Think different,
Do different,
Make Different,
Achieve different,
Say different,
Then only U can achieve
Mental Hospital… hahaha

A chainese couple named their 1st baby Ching-chong-gong;
2nd baby chang-ching-kong; 3rd a NEGRO was born… they name it SOME-THING-WRONG.

Each day I meet someone new, but never find another u; The world is Full of people its true, yet no one ever equals a friend like you.

Tere ansu apne ankho mein chupa lun…
there dard main apna bana lun…,
1 bar keh doh mujhe haq hai tum par…,
is duniya se ladh kar TUMHE apna banalun…

Pal pal teri yaad aati rahegi
har pal jaan jati rahegi
jab tak ye saanse chalti rahegi
har saans teri pyar nibhati rahegi…

Saans lene se tumari yad aati hai,
na lene se meri jaan jati hai,
kaise kehdon ke saans lene se zindi hun
jab k har saans lene se phele tumari yaad aati hai.

When I walk alone, I wish 2 reach the END of the ROAD,
But, when I walk with YOU, I wish the ROAD never ENDS.

Air Hostess asks LALU, Sir, r u vegetarian, r non vegetarian?
Lalu says, I am INDIAN.
She says, no sir, r u shakahari or mamsahari?
Lalu says, I am BIHARI.

Tumse dur rehke tumhe miss kiya humne tumhare liye GOD se wish kiya,
hamko tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi to, bade pyar se SMS kiya hum ne.

Kya baat hai aaj aap to bade
Attractive
Beautiful
cute
decent
intelligent
smart
talented
person ka messag padh rahe ho…

Next time if rain comes, try to count the drops… How much u count,
that much u like me… how mch u miss, that much i miss you.

Shut down your eyes…
Log on some memories…
Download some dreams…
Save some joys…
Delete all your sorrows…
And have a nice sleep. Gud Night.

Ajeeb lagti hai shaam kabhi kabhi,
Zindegi lagti hai bejan kabhi kabhi,
Samaj aaye to hume bhi batana ki
kyu karti hai yaaden pareshan kabhi kabhi.

Quotes for SMS

Argument wins the situation but looses the person.
So never argue with ur loved ones.
because situation is not important than ur loved ones!

Vision without action is merely a dream.
Action without vision just passes the time.
Vision with action can change the world.

Keep YouR HEAD up so that
pEopLe kNow You aRe aFRaId oF no one.
But keep YouR EYES doWn so that
You are kNoWn to Be a RespectabLe peRson.

Harsh Reality of life
Every One Is Good to you
Till you Expect Nothing From Them
& You are  Good To Them
Only Till you FullFill Their Expectations!

See The ClöcK Only,
When Yöu Have Nö Work.
But Dönt See The Clöck,
When You Are Wörking.

If people feel that
they have never made a mistake in whole life,
then it means they have never tried a new thing.

Never judge a person by his present status.
Because time has great power to change
a useless coal into a valuable DIAMOND.

If you trust someone.
Trust till the end.
Whatever the results may be.
In the end either you will have
a very good friend or a good lesson.

We spend our days
waiting for the Ideal path
to appear in front of us.
But what we forget that,
paths are made by walking.

Life never leaves you empty.
It always replaces everything you lost.
If it asks you to put something down,
It’s because it wants you to pick up something greater.

When God gives us NO for an answer.
Keep in mind that there is a much greater YES
His NO is not a REJECTION.
But a REDIRECTION

Morning is God’s way of saying:
One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul.

One day a man asked God.
What is difference between
your love and my love.
God Replied: Bird in the sky is my love.
and the bird in the cage is your love.

Remember: No matter how bad you are.
You are not totally useless
You can still be used as a bad example

Nature has given you a face,
But you have to provide the expression.
Be careful when you express,
Because your expressions will leave an impression

some nice sayings:
1. Control your attitude, before it controls you
2. The best vitamin for making friends is B1
3. Your best friend is your own Gumption

We do 100 good things
nobody remembers.
We do 1 thing wrong
nobody forgets.
Its God who Gives, Gives and Forgives.
Its human who Gets, Gets and Forgets.

Good relationships are like trees.
They demand attention and care
in the begining.
But once they blossom
they provide you shade
in all situations of life.

When your friend lies to you
it is not his mistake
actually but it is your mistake
that you didn’t give him proper space
to tell the truth.

Listen this sweet voice in morning.
Holly call is going on
It has happiness and blessing
of World and Heaven.
Just get up with a smile on your face.
and offer NAMAZ.

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.

Past is EXPERIENCE
Present is EXPERIMENT
Future is EXPECTATION
So use your experiences
in your experiments
to achieve your expectations.

Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.

A thoughtful thoughts.
when someone tries to impress you.
It means he is already impressed by you!
Think on it!!

The company of good people
like the shop of perfume.
Whether you have bought perfume or not.
You will receive a lot of good fragrance.

Management fundamental for success.
“If you don’t like any rule,
Just follow it, reach the top
and change the rule.”

Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.

Friendship SMS

  • Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
  • Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
  • Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
  • God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
  • To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
  • True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
  • Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000’s years.
  • 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
  • Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
  • GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because….. if He did, I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
  • As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
  • Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
  • If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
  • Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
  • Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

Friendship and Fun SMSs – Part2 (31-67)

31.Dear O Dear, You are not Near,
But I can Hear, Dont Get Fear,
Your memories Here, Live with Cheer,
No more Tear!……. MY DEAR FRIEND

32.”Old friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamonds ! If u get
Diamonds, Dont Forget Gold Because Only Gold can Hold a Diamond ….

33.H-M T-M
is not complete without “U”
& FR-ENDSH-P will never complete without “I”
So “U” &”I’ have to be there forever if u want
HUM TUM 2 Be Good Friend…….

34.Even if ur sms is not
coming, i think U are
sending sms but its
not delivered…
Even if U are not
calling, i think u are
trying but the network
is blocked…
Even if U do not
consider me as your
friend, I think…, why i
bothered? U R my
friend till my death…

35.plz REMIND me to REMIND u abt REMINDING me to send u this
REMINDER that REMINDS me of REMINDING u that I am always UR good
FRND.

36.GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags,
Because….. if He did, I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

37.One day Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday n ask Thursday
whether Friday has told Saturday that “Sunday” is FRIENDSHIP DAY…

38.TRUE FRANDS R THOSE
WHO CARE, WITHOUT HESITATION
WHO REMEMBER, WITHOUT LIMITATION
WHO FORGIVE, WITHOUT EXPLANATION
WHO TRUST ,WITHOUT COMMUNICATION

39.friendship is like an onion which has many layers it will add
taste to ur life but if u try to cut it u will have tear in ur
eyes……

40.Thousands of friends i make, Everyones hands i shake. But real
friends are few and The best of them is YOU….

41.If SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT is Friendship? I “LL explain,”I WOuLD SIT
nExt To YOU,PULL YOU CloSe tO Me,PUT mY ARMS ArOuNd YOU aNd sAy
pRoUdLy, tHis is Friendship

42.Life is a railway station,in wh love is a train,it will come & go
at any time, but frndship is like track it will b forever….

43.Any one can play these roles in his/her life:
Baby role: 0 to 3 years.
Child role: 3 to 15 years.
Young role: 15 to 25 years.
Parent role: 25 to 60 years.
Grand parent role: 60 to 100 years.
BUT
Everyone can play the one and only role for lifelong is FRIEND
role…

44.Try 2 read this slowly:->
U r queue tea, loaf lee,
grey ate, horn nest, at track thief,
cheer fool, soup ear be, & u r my
most press yes frnd!!!!!!

45.FriendShip si the RainBow between two hearts, sharing 7 feelings
Love + Sad + Happy + Truth + Faith + Secret + Helping = FriendShip

46. If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in
your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your
lips.

47. New style of proposing a girl.. “i hv spent many sleepless nights in
ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk
them brother n sister.

48. New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in
your love, and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter.
So lets make them brother & sister.

49. Government imposing new taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.

50. The length & breadth & height of you, total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you, I’ll have to take a bite of u.

51. I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now
what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my
face.

52. I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out
from all the rest coz he knew I’d luv you the best!

53. U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my
message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile &
reply. So, try to look sweetest.

54. As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

55. I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you
cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

56. Even if I had 1 wish… I wouldn’t wish for u to love me, coz I
don’t want your love to come from a wish… but straight from your
heart.

57. Those who can’t have u hate u, those who have u can’t handle u,
those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just
can’t refuse u!

58. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to
see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

59. Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to
you!

60. Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u’ll always
remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a
smile from u.

61. U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my
reach but not out of my mind. I don’t know what I mean 2 u, but u’ll
always be special 2 me.

62. All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who’d b
there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who’d b true. All I ever
wanted was sum1 like u.

63. Touch my heart & u’ll feel,
Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see,
That u’ll always be a special part of me.

64. Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice,
think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.

65. If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r
among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking
with him a few miles.

66. Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile?
Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber
your are trying to reach is in your heart!

67. Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!