“One day, Death encountered a man and told him:
– Today’s your last day.
The man replied:
– But I am not ready!
– Your name is at the top of my to-do list for today.
The man said:
– Alright then… before you take me along, let’s sit together and have one last cup of coffee.
– Of course.
The man offered a cup of coffee to Death; the coffee was laced with some sleeping pills…
Death drank the coffee and soon it was fast asleep…
The man took Death’s to-do list, wiped his name from the top and placed it at the bottom of the page.
When Death woke up, it said:
– You’ve treated me so kindly and with full of love today. I would like to reciprocate you by starting my today’s work from the names at the bottom of my list.”
Sometimes some things are written in your fate. No matter how hard you may try to change them, they never change…
A guy was baptized and dipped in water 3 times.
After the third dip, the Priest said: “You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Gomes.”
Gomes went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Kingfisher Beer, dipped it in water 3 times and said: “You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your new name is Green Tea!”
A crow lived in the forest and was absolutely satisfied in life.
But one day he saw a swan.
“This swan is so white,” he thought, “and I am so black.
This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.”
He expressed his thoughts to the swan.
“Actually,” the swan replied, “I was feeling that I was the
happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colours.
I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation.”
The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot explained,
“I lived a very happy life until I saw a peacock. I have only
two colours, but the peacock has multiple colors.”
The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that
hundreds of people had gathered to see him.
After the people had left, the crow approached the peacock.
“Dear peacock,” the crow said, “you are so beautiful.
Every day thousands of people come to see you.
When people see me, they immediately shoo me away.
I think you are the happiest bird on the planet.”
The peacock replied,
“I always thought that I was the most beautiful and
happy bird on the planet. But because of my beauty,
I am entrapped in this zoo. I have examined the zoo very carefully,
and I have realized that the crow is the only bird not kept in a cage.
So for past few days I have been thinking that if I were a crow,
I could happily roam everywhere