A cruise ship met with an incident at sea(inspiring story)

A cruise ship met with an incident at sea, on the ship was a pair of couple, after having made their way to the lifeboat, they realized that there was only space for one person left. 

At this moment, the man pushed the woman behind him and jumped onto the lifeboat himself.

The lady stood on the sinking ship and shouted one sentence to her husband.

The teacher stopped and asked, “What do you think she shouted?”

Most of the students excitedly answered, “I hate you! I was blind!”

Now, the teacher noticed a boy who was silent throughout, she got him to answer and he replied, “Teacher, I believe she would have shouted – Take care of our child!”

The teacher was surprised, asking “Have you heard this story before?”

The boy shook his head, “Nope, but that was what my mum told my dad before she died to disease”.

The teacher lamented, “The answer is right”.

The cruise sunk, the man went home and brought up their daughter single-handedly.

Many years later after the death of the man, their daughter found his diary while tidying his belongings.

It turns out that when parents went onto the cruise ship, the mother was already diagnosed with a terminal illness. 
At the critical moment, the father rushed to the only chance of survival. 

He wrote in his diary, “How I wished to sink to the bottom of the ocean with you, but for the sake of our daughter, I can only let you lie forever below the sea alone”.

The story is finished, the class was silent. 

The teacher knows that the student has understood the moral of the story, that of the good and the evil in the world, there are many complications behind them which are hard to understand. 

Which is why we should never only focus on the surface and judge others without understanding them first.

Those who like to pay the bill, does so not because they are loaded but because they value friendship above money.

Those who take the initiative at work, does so not because they are stupid but because they understand the concept of responsibility.

Those who apologizes first after a fight, does so not because they are wrong but because they value the people around them.
Those who are willing to help you, does so not because they owe you any thing but because they see you as a true friend…..
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Tortoise and a Rabbit Puzzle 

Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance exam, Tortoise got 80%, Rabbit got 81%.

Both went for admission to an engineering college,

Cut-off needed was 85%. 

Rabbit didn’t get admission, but the Tortoise got admission. 

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U remember when we were in the 1st standard, the tortoise won a race.

Sports quota … 5% marks extra

Diff. Between CA nd B.Com

Question: How many balls are there in an over?

Answer: 6

Full Marks
If this were a CA exam question 

The answer would be WRONG and the examiner’s comment in the suggested answers would be

“Most of the students answered the questions. However, students have not understood the questions correctly. Answer points to a lack of in-depth understanding and conceptual clarity on the subject. Correct answer is 1 ball which is delivered 6 times, if the umpire(as defined under bye law 19 of Rule 2) did not declare any no ball in all those deliveries. 

In case the umpire, as defined above, declares a No Ball as defined in the Byelaws 24 Rule 3 of the Laws of Cricket (Lords), then there will be an additional ball delivered, using the same ball, for every no ball declared by the umpire. 

Note that such additional balls will not be counted towards the number of balls”.

Similarly for a wide ball under Byelaw 25 Rule 3 of the Laws of Cricket (Lords) an additional ball will be delivered for every wide ball declared by the umpire. 

Thus keeping in view the Rules 19, 24 25 of the Laws of Cricket(Lords) the answer is 1 ball. 

However, if the ball used for the said deliveries suffers or undergoes such transformation or such other changes which, the umpire, on an appeal being made by the bowler, deems unfit for use, the ball may be changed/replaced with another one. Only in such a case, will there be use of multiple balls in an over.

(The student may assume that the batsmen did not hit a sixer, thereby forcing the ball to go out of the park causing another ball to be used)”

Dedecated to all married men

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started….

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started….

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started….

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,’I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’

I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’

And then the fight started….

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”

So I took her to the kitchen.

And then the fight started….

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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don’t send to all

I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started

Dedicated to cricket lovers

Sunil Gavaskar recently went on an Australia tour where he was invited for the screening of an Australian movie named “Gavaskar”

He was overjoyed, humbly accepted the invitation and went for the screening. 

After sitting through the full movie, he realized it was nowhere related to Sunil Gavaskar or even to the game of Cricket! 

Out of fury, he questioned the director “Are you out of your mind? Why did you name this movie Gavaskar, and made no mention of me or Cricket in the whole movie?”

The director replied – “So Mr. Gavaskar, now you know, how we Australians felt when you Indians made a movie named BORDER and there was no mention of Alan Border and cricket in it???” 

Gavaskar fainted…😝😝