Squirrel on pine tree (joke)

A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day it starts to shake
and rock so violently she almost fell down.

So was barely able to walk with holding on to the wood and
looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb
up the tree.

“What the heck!” the squirrel exclaims. “What the heck do you
think you’re doing climbing up this tree, you almost had me
killed?”

The elephant responds. “I’m climbing up here to eat apples.”

The squirrel is befuddled. “You moron! This is a pine tree!
There are no apples here!”

The elephants stares at him for a moment before
replying, “I know. I brought my own.”

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