Dedecated to all married men

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’

I said, ‘Dust.’

And then the fight started….

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.’

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started….

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So, I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started….

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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,’I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.’

I replied, ‘Your eyesight’s perfect.’

And then the fight started….

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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

“Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.”

So I took her to the kitchen.

And then the fight started….

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Dedicated to all married couples.. But don’t send to all

I sent to my friend. He sent to his wife and then the fight started

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Dedicated to cricket lovers

Sunil Gavaskar recently went on an Australia tour where he was invited for the screening of an Australian movie named “Gavaskar”

He was overjoyed, humbly accepted the invitation and went for the screening. 

After sitting through the full movie, he realized it was nowhere related to Sunil Gavaskar or even to the game of Cricket! 

Out of fury, he questioned the director “Are you out of your mind? Why did you name this movie Gavaskar, and made no mention of me or Cricket in the whole movie?”

The director replied – “So Mr. Gavaskar, now you know, how we Australians felt when you Indians made a movie named BORDER and there was no mention of Alan Border and cricket in it???” 

Gavaskar fainted…šŸ˜šŸ˜