Cultural Gap

What is “GENERATION GAP”?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)

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Cultural Gap
If electricity goes in America they call the power house.
In Japan, they test the fuse,
But In India, they check neighbour’s house, “power gone there too….then ok!”
Funny but true

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Sense of Responsibility…
A man goes to library and asks for a book on Suicide……….
Librarian looks at him and says: “hello.. who will return the book ????”

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GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON: Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked
school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!

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Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her birthday?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: So what? On my birthday she gave me Bhagavad Gita/Bible.

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A woman went shopping. At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier
noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn’t control his curiosity n asked “Do u
always carry ur TV remote with u?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband
refused to accompany me for shopping today.. …………..

Moral : Accompany your wife….

The story continues….

The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your
husband has blocked your credit card……….

MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Wait wait, story is not yet over. It continues….

Wife took out her husband’s credit card from purse and uses it to clear all the bills. Unfortunately
he didn’t block his own card.
Moral:…… Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE. 🙂 🙂

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Importance of E

In this world of E-mails, E-ticket, E-paper, E-recharge, E-transfer and the latest E-Governance…

Never Forget “E-shwar (God)” who makes E-verything E-asy for E-veryone E-veryday.

“E” is the most Eminent letter in all most every situation.

Men or Women don’t exist without “E”.

House or Home can’t be made without “E”.

Bread or Butter can’t be found without “E”.

“E” is the beginning of “Ethics” and end of “Life”

It is beginning of “Existence” and the end of “Trouble.”
It is beginning of “Evolve” and the beginning of “End”

It’s not in ‘War’ but twice in ‘Peace’.

It’s once in ‘Hell’ but twice in ‘Heaven’.

“E” represented ‘Emotions’

Hence, all emotional relations like Father, Mother, Brother, Sister, Wife Friends have ‘E’ in them.

“E” also represents ‘Effort’ ‘Energy’

Without “E”, we would have no Love, Life, Wife, Friends or Hope.

And ‘See’, ‘Hear’, ‘Smell’, or ‘Taste’ as ‘Eye’ ‘Ear’, ‘Nose’, Heart ‘Tongue’ are incomplete without “e”.

Henceforth GO with “E” but without E-GO.