1) Indian Parents want there children to stand out in a crowd, but expect them to do what the crowd is doing

2) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us

3) Its ok to Piss in public, but it’s not ok to kiss in public

4) Every1’s in hurry, but no one reaches in time

5) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

6) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it’s perfectly ok to marry one

7) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them

8) We rather spend more on our daughter’s wedding than on their education

9)The shoes we wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath