Best of Sardar Jokes – Collection 01

The Best of Sardar

1
S: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
F: Why?
S: Got upper berth.
F: Why did not you exchange?
S: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower
berth..

2
 Sardar tells a girl “Come 2 my house at night,
nobody will b there…………. Girl goes at night &
really nobody was there

3
A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After
seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. U
know y?
FORM says, “FILL UP IN CAPITAL “.

4
A sardar invested 2 Lakes in a business and
Suffered huge Loss.
Do you know what the business was?
.  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  He opened a Saloon
in Punjab!.

5
A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after
Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

6
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?

7
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED&RETIRED!

8
19 Sadars went for a film. on asking them why they came in a big group of 19? They replied that the film was only for above 18…

9
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body’s
face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives
beat him why?                      
He said “SMILE PLEASE”

10
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar:    The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

11
S gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he
does this.   S: “I’ve been promoted as branch
manager.”

12
Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth…………….. WHY?           
because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should
be light”

13
Sardarji was filling up application form for a
job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
“Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote :    Yes!

14
SARDAR & FAMILY  GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES
HIMSELF – I SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE
GIRL MY KIDNEY….

15
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
U knw  Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is
leaking…

16
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining. Sardar: So what  take
an umbrella and go.

17
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25flr:I’m unmarried!
At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

18
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS
HIM,DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER

19
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever –
What will come first, Chicken or egg?  
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

20
A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was
laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch
network is following me.

21
Sardar wins 20 cr from  Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.       Angry
Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

22
A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except
one Sardarji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

23
Postman:-   I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U
This Packet
Sardar:-       why did u come so far. Instead u could
have posted it….

24
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?     
He will compare  it with the original for any spelling
mistakes.

25
Sardar proposed a Girl……Girl said ‘I’m 1yr
elder to you’………..Sardar said ‘Oye No Problem
Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

26
WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT
EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

27
Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says… Drink quickly……
Wife asks why…
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

28
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4
Divorce. Judge asked: How’ll U divide, U”VE 3
children?  Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR

29
Sandra’s wish: when I die, I want die like my
grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming
like all d passengers in d car he was driving..

30
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you     call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

31
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can’t read
very fast.

32
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a
graveyard in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found
500 bodies and are still digging for more..

33
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji
replied ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

34
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is ‘U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”

35
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping.

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