A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.
Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
“Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will eat all this sh@%…!” exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need Chilly sauce or Ketchup with that ? ” asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, “Why, Madam?”
“We just moved in, & there’s no electricity in the house!”
Moral: Gather all the required information before working on any project…