Sardarji is Back – Best of Sardar ever

  • Sardar declares:
    …. . . I will never marry in my life &. . .
    .. . . I’ll give same advice to my children also. . . .. .
  • A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran away
    Sardar ran to catch the donkey.
    He saw a zebra & started beating it & said ‘SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.
  • Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
    Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 2 ltr.
  • Santa went to Mysore palace.
    Tourist guide – Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan’s chair
    Santa – Oye dont worry yaar i’ll get up when he comes.!!..
  • Sardar wanted to make a STD call to punjab,
    He wanted to save money so what did he do?
    Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call..
  • One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
    Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!
  • Teacher: A for?
    Sardar: Apple
    Teacher: Jor se bolo?
    Sardar: Jay mata di.
  • 2 sardars were fighting after exam.
    Sir: Y r u fighting?
    1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
    Sir: So what?
    1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
  • Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
    Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
  • Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
    says, “chal”, it walks.
    He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, “chal” , it walks.
    He cuts all the legs and said, “chal…..” Finally he wrote the
    conclusion…….
    ….. “after all the legs of a cockroach are cut – it becomes deaf……”
  • A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ” tamil therima??”
    Sardar got mad, angrily replied…. “Hindi tera baap!!!”
  • 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
    Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
    Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written…BC 1760!!!….
  • A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
    Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
    Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating…….
  • A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati….
    Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?
    Sardar : Liquid state…..
    Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS…….
  • Boss: Where were you born?
    Sardar: India …
    Boss: which part?
    Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .
  • 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
    Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
    explodes while fixing.
    Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.
  • Sardar: What is the name of your car?
    Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
    Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
  • Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
    Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
  • Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken..
    Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
  • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
    Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
  • Sardar: U cheated me.
    Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
    Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘
  • NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
    In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
    Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..
    Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
    Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup….
  • Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.
    Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
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