Quotes for SMS

Argument wins the situation but looses the person.
So never argue with ur loved ones.
because situation is not important than ur loved ones!

Vision without action is merely a dream.
Action without vision just passes the time.
Vision with action can change the world.

Keep YouR HEAD up so that
pEopLe kNow You aRe aFRaId oF no one.
But keep YouR EYES doWn so that
You are kNoWn to Be a RespectabLe peRson.

Harsh Reality of life
Every One Is Good to you
Till you Expect Nothing From Them
& You are  Good To Them
Only Till you FullFill Their Expectations!

See The ClöcK Only,
When Yöu Have Nö Work.
But Dönt See The Clöck,
When You Are Wörking.

If people feel that
they have never made a mistake in whole life,
then it means they have never tried a new thing.

Never judge a person by his present status.
Because time has great power to change
a useless coal into a valuable DIAMOND.

If you trust someone.
Trust till the end.
Whatever the results may be.
In the end either you will have
a very good friend or a good lesson.

We spend our days
waiting for the Ideal path
to appear in front of us.
But what we forget that,
paths are made by walking.

Life never leaves you empty.
It always replaces everything you lost.
If it asks you to put something down,
It’s because it wants you to pick up something greater.

When God gives us NO for an answer.
Keep in mind that there is a much greater YES
His NO is not a REJECTION.
But a REDIRECTION

Morning is God’s way of saying:
One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul.

One day a man asked God.
What is difference between
your love and my love.
God Replied: Bird in the sky is my love.
and the bird in the cage is your love.

Remember: No matter how bad you are.
You are not totally useless
You can still be used as a bad example

Nature has given you a face,
But you have to provide the expression.
Be careful when you express,
Because your expressions will leave an impression

some nice sayings:
1. Control your attitude, before it controls you
2. The best vitamin for making friends is B1
3. Your best friend is your own Gumption

We do 100 good things
nobody remembers.
We do 1 thing wrong
nobody forgets.
Its God who Gives, Gives and Forgives.
Its human who Gets, Gets and Forgets.

Good relationships are like trees.
They demand attention and care
in the begining.
But once they blossom
they provide you shade
in all situations of life.

When your friend lies to you
it is not his mistake
actually but it is your mistake
that you didn’t give him proper space
to tell the truth.

Listen this sweet voice in morning.
Holly call is going on
It has happiness and blessing
of World and Heaven.
Just get up with a smile on your face.
and offer NAMAZ.

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.

Past is EXPERIENCE
Present is EXPERIMENT
Future is EXPECTATION
So use your experiences
in your experiments
to achieve your expectations.

Life has 5 stars.
Kind star is MOTHER.
Action star is FATHER.
Ultimate star is TEACHER.
Top star is LOVER.
The super star is FRIEND.

A thoughtful thoughts.
when someone tries to impress you.
It means he is already impressed by you!
Think on it!!

The company of good people
like the shop of perfume.
Whether you have bought perfume or not.
You will receive a lot of good fragrance.

Management fundamental for success.
“If you don’t like any rule,
Just follow it, reach the top
and change the rule.”

Value of relation is not,
That how much one feels
happy with someone.
But it is the lonliness,
That one feels without someone.

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Three Donkey’s Load – Fun and Joke

Once Akbar went to the river with his two sons and wise Minister Birbal. On the bank of the river, Akbar and his two sons took off their clothes and asked Birbal to take care of them while they took bath in the river.

Birbal was waiting for them to come out of the river. All the clothes were on his shoulder. Looking at Birbal standing like this, Akbar felt like teasing him, so he said to him, “Birbal, you look like as if you are carrying a washerman’s donkey load.”

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Birbal quickly retorted, “Sir, Washerman’s donkey carries only one donkey’s load, I am carrying three donkey’s load.” Akbar was speechless

Can you sell a dead donkey? Real Story

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night.”

Kenny replied: “Well then, just give me my money back.”

The farmer said: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

Kenny said: “OK then, just unload the donkey..”

The farmer asked: “What ya gonna do with him?”
Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.” (Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery – draw lot – to a group of people each paying the same amount for a ticket)

Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”

Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?” Kenny: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.”

Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.”

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.

Friendship SMS

  • Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn’t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
  • Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
  • Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
  • God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
  • To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
  • True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.
  • Its not an achievement to make 1000’s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000’s years.
  • 6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
  • Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us… i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
  • GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because….. if He did, I can’t afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!
  • As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
  • Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!
  • If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
  • Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry
  • Friendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u. When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

How is a paradigm formed?

A group of scientists placed 5 monkeys in a cage and in the middle, a ladder with bananas on the top.

Every time a monkey went up the ladder, the scientists soaked the rest of the monkeys with cold water.

After a while, every time a monkey went up the ladder, the others beat up the one on the ladder.

After some time, no monkey dare to go up the ladder regardless of the temptation.

Scientists then decided to substitute one of the monkeys. The 1st thing this new monkey did was to go up the ladder. Immediately the other monkeys beat him up.

After several beatings, the new member learned not to climb the ladder even though never knew why.

A 2nd monkey was substituted and the same occurred. The 1st monkey participated on the beating for the 2nd monkey. A 3rd monkey was changed and the same was repeated (beating). The 4th was substituted and the beating was repeated and finally the 5th monkey was replaced.

What was left was a group of 5 monkeys that even though never received a cold shower, continued to beat up any monkey who attempted to climb the ladder.

If it was possible to ask the monkeys why they would beat up all those who attempted to go up the ladder…..
I bet you the answer would be….

“I don’t know – that’s how things are done around here”

Does it sounds familiar?

Don’t miss the opportunity to share this with others as they might be asking themselves why we continue to do what we are doing if there is a different way out there.

“Only two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity. And I am not so sure about the former.”

Albert Einstein