Funny Jokes [Fun]

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
 
Million soldiers 2 protect a country,
 
but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
 
Let’s Thank… KAAMWALI BAI
 
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Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
 
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
 
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
 
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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
 
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA – Connecting pipal
 
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Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
 
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
 
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
 
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN
 
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Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,
 
mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,
 
meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe,
 
aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile
 
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount
 
of paper that we use to write one exam.
 
Join us in promoting the
 
noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
 
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.
 
2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .
 
3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
 
4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
 
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain,
 
ladke nahin badaltey
 
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
 
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
 
TT: Ticket hai?
 
Sadhu: Nahin
 
TT: Chalo
 
Sadhu: Kahan?
 
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
 
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