1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now know “why” some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom miss quote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there “are” children more awful than your own.
6. We child proof our homes … but they are still getting in !
Advice for the Day !
Be nice to your kids
” They ” will choose your nursing home …
And finally …
If you have a lot of tension and you get headaches too
“Do what the aspirin bottle says”
Take 2 aspirin and … “Keep Away From Children “