Gujarahi Funeral… [fun]

Gujarathi Funeral … Excellent one.

 A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother  (Baa) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

 The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top
addressed to her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,
I am sending Baa’s body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.
Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Baa’s body, cans of cheese,
10 packets of Tobleron chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (Almond) please divide these among all of you. On Baa’s feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
Baa is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Baa is wearing are for the boys.
The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Baa’s left wrist.
Shanta masi, Baa is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Baa is wearing must be divided among my nephews.
Please distribute all these fairly.

Love Smita.

Note : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days.


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