A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside. That laundry is not very clean, she said, she doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every [...]
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Why India is in Trouble?? [Fun]
Posted in Fun and Jokes on December 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why INDIA is in trouble…… Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt; 17 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don’t work) 1 crore IT professional (don’t work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore are under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals [...]
JOB AT FBI – FUN
Posted in Fun and Jokes on December 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: Two men and one woman… For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will follow [...]
20 New Management Styles – Fun
Posted in Business, Fun and Jokes on November 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. “We’ll have to talk” you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner. 2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW These managers you usually meet with their [...]
Local Call in India – Fun and Joke
Posted in Fun and Jokes on November 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read ‘$10,000 per call’. The [...]
Wanna be slim… Fun and Jokes
Posted in Fun and Jokes on November 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
One fat guy – goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds [...]
When Opportunity knocks…. MAKE USE OF IT !
Posted in Fun and Jokes on November 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’ The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I did.’ The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly. He then turned [...]
Machine that catches thieves
Posted in Fun and Jokes on November 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Please do not laugh! In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves; In UK , in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves; Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves; [...]
