VIDYADAAN

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He [...]

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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, Just take a glass of sweet tea [...]

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Emperor Akbar was in the habit of putting riddles and puzzles to his courtiers. He often asked questions which were strange and witty. It took much wisdom to answer these questions.   Once he asked a very strange question. The courtiers were dumb folded by his question.   Akbar glanced at his courtiers. As he [...]

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.   She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.   The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”   The woman freed [...]

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There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real “miser” when it came to his money.   Just before he died, he said to his wife…”When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. [...]

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House office to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures [...]

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