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Every Wife is a “Mistress” for her Husband. “Miss” for one hour & “Stress” for the rest 23 hours!   The are 2 times when a Man doesn’t understand a Woman. Before Marriage and After Marriage.   My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences. He Thought He Was God, and I Didn’t.   Marriage [...]

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The woman freed the frog, and the [...]

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Q to MBA guy: How to Kill an Ant? Asked in exam for 15 marks…. Student:Mix Chilli Powder withSugar&keep it outside theAnt’s Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near water tank.Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire.When it reaches fire, put a bomb into the [...]

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An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the [...]

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The Best of Sardar 1 S: I haven’t slept all night in the train. F: Why? S: Got upper berth. F: Why did not you exchange? S: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower berth.. 2  Sardar tells a girl “Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b there…………. Girl goes at [...]

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A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied “That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket”. The man then said “When I [...]

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THE WORST HIJACKING We shall never know the identity of the man who in 1976 made the most unsuccessful hijack attempt ever. On a flight across America, he rose from his seat, drew gun and took the stewardess hostage. ‘Take me to Detroit,’ he demanded. ‘We’re already going to Detroit,’ she replied. ‘Oh … good,’ [...]

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An Indian tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he notices a very lifelike, Life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must have it. He takes it to the owner: “How much for the bronze rat?” “Twelve [...]

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