In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.
Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a few [...]
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Indian Bidder – one among the best
Posted in Fun and Jokes on January 20, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China.
They go with a White House office to examine the fence.
The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a [...]
Why India is in Trouble?? [Fun]
Posted in Fun and Jokes on December 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Why INDIA is in trouble……
Population: 100 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt;
17 crore in central Govt.
(Both categories don’t work)
1 crore IT professional (don’t work for India )
25 crore in school
1 crore are under 5 years
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail
The Balance two [...]
JOB AT FBI – FUN
Posted in Fun and Jokes on December 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:
Two men and one woman…
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your Instructions no [...]
20 New Management Styles – Fun
Posted in Business, Fun and Jokes on November 30, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES
These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. “We’ll have to talk” you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner.
2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW
These managers you usually meet with their backside faced to you [...]
Local Call in India – Fun and Joke
Posted in Fun and Jokes on November 26, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the World.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read ‘$10,000 per call’. The American, [...]
Wanna be slim… Fun and Jokes
Posted in Fun and Jokes on November 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
One fat guy – goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg.
They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds of [...]
