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There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real “miser” when it came to his money.   Just before he died, he said to his wife…”When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. [...]

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One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).   He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.   When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into [...]

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In a small town, a person decided to open up a brothel, which was right opposite to a church. The church and its congregation started a campaign to block the brothel from opening with petitions and prayed daily against his business.  Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to open a [...]

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington D.C. One from Bangladesh , another from India and the third, from China. They go with a White House office to examine the fence. The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures [...]

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A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside. That laundry is not very clean, she said, she doesn’t know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap. Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every [...]

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Why INDIA is in trouble…… Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt; 17 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don’t work) 1 crore IT professional (don’t work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore are under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals [...]

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JOB AT FBI – FUN

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists: Two men and one woman… For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ‘We must know that you will follow [...]

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1) MANAGING BY WALKING FASTER THEN THE EMPLOYEES These kind of managers you will always see in the corridor, ten steps away. “We’ll have to talk” you can hear them say, just as they have disappeared around the corner.   2) MANAGING BY STARING OUT OF THE WINDOW These managers you usually meet with their [...]

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