The Emperor An emperor in the Far East was growing old and knew it was time to choose his successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or his children, he decided something different. He called young people in the kingdom together one day. He said, “It is time for me to step [...]
Archive for November 24th, 2009
Wanna be slim… Fun and Jokes
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One fat guy – goes to a popular GYM in Bangalore sees an ad for a new gym guaranteeing to reduce anyone’s weight by 5, 10 or 20 kilograms on the first day. So he goes and tells them he wants to lose 5 kg. They lead him into a huge gym with all kinds [...]
When Opportunity knocks…. MAKE USE OF IT !
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A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, ‘Did you see me rob this bank?’ The man replied, ‘Yes sir, I did.’ The robber then shot him in the temple , killing him instantly. He then turned [...]
Machine that catches thieves
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Please do not laugh! In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test. In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves; In UK , in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves; Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves; [...]
