Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after [...]
Archive for September 27th, 2009
I’ve just quit drinking – Award Winning Joke
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Someone has stolen our tent – Award Winning Joke
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A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?” The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.” The Engineer asks “What does that tell you?” The MBA [...]
Inspiring Quotes – 04
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To achieve something you have never acheived before, you must do something you have never done before. In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; only consequences. “First I dream my painting, and then I paint my dream” – Vincent Van Gogh The tragedy in life doesn’t lie in not reaching the goal. The tragedy [...]
