Banta Singh walks into a bar in Ludhiana & orders three glasses of Beer and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after [...]
Archive for September, 2009
I’ve just quit drinking – Award Winning Joke
Posted in Fun and Jokes on September 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Someone has stolen our tent – Award Winning Joke
Posted in Fun and Jokes on September 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. “Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?” The MBA replies, “I see millions of stars.” The Engineer asks “What does that tell you?” The MBA [...]
Inspiring Quotes – 04
Posted in Quotations on September 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
To achieve something you have never acheived before, you must do something you have never done before. In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments; only consequences. “First I dream my painting, and then I paint my dream” – Vincent Van Gogh The tragedy in life doesn’t lie in not reaching the goal. The tragedy [...]
Vivekananda’s Speech on Buddha
Posted in Inspiring Speeches on September 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I am not a Buddhist, as you have heard, and yet I am. If China, or Japan, or Ceylon follow the teachings of the Great Master, India worships him as God incarnate on earth. You have just now heard that I am going to criticize Buddhism, but by that I wish you to understand only [...]
Nobel Peace Prize Acceptance Speech – Mother Teresa
Posted in Inspiring Speeches on September 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
As we have gathered here together to thank God for the Nobel Peace Prize, I think it will be beautiful that we pray the prayer of St. Francis of Assisi which always surprises me very much . We pray this prayer every day after Holy Communion, because it is very fitting for each one of [...]
Speech by Martin Luther King Jr
Posted in Inspiring Speeches on September 24, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“One hundred years later, the life of the Negro is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the Negro lives on a lonely island of poverty in the midst of a vast ocean of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the Negro is still languishing [...]
