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By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy – If you get a bad one you will become a philosopher – Socrates
 
Marriage is a sort of friendship recognised by the police
 
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? – Groucho Marx
 
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures – Sanuel Johnson
 
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married – Robert Frost
 
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximim of temptation with the maximum of opportunity – George Bernard Shaw
 
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a particular brand of beer exactly to his taste, he should at once throw in his job and go to work in the brewery – George Nathan
 
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart – Ogden Nash
 
A husband’s last words should always be ‘OK buy it’.
 
Nothing makes a good wife like a good husband
 
Whoso findeth a wife, findeth a good thing – The Bible
 
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him – Oscar Wilde
 
No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out – Oscar Wilde
 
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
 
Woman like silent men, they think they are listening – Marcel Achard